SouLe$$ Music is a record label from an alternate universe run by Morty "The Duke" Underwood.
THE DUKE
"DingleBerry, Texas. 1982. Where it all began." -The Duke
"The kids at elementary school treated me nice." -The Duke
"I'll cherish the memories I made in high school forever." -The Duke
"After college I decided to share my talent with the world." -The Duke
"Mom & Dad always valued a FAMILY tour." -The Duke
"Middle school was no different." -The Duke
"It wasn't until college that I started to TRULY master my craft." -The Duke
"I brought peace to the Hindus." -The Duke
"Trophies to the Scandinavians." -The Duke
"Medicine to the Natives." -The Duke
"Power to the Gullahs." -The Duke
"Then it was time to come home." -The Duke
"Times were tough." -The Duke
"Aha!" -The Duke
"I knew I would need some help." -The Duke
"And so it began." -The Duke
FAQ
STAFF
Who are you and what inspired you to start SouLe$$ Music?
They call me The Duke. I'm the CEO of SouLe$$ Music and it all started when I realized I could run a lucrative business revolving around a craft I know nothing about, and sell the creations of passionate artists for maximum profit.
What do you look for when signing an artist?
There is only ONE question I ask myself before signing an artist.
-Will this artist get ME laid?
What advice do you have for kids aspiring to be in the music industry?
Do what people in charge (like ME) tell you to do!
How can artists submit to SouLe$$ Music?
Artists can submit by making a donation of $500 or more via PayPal to TheSouLessDuke@gmail.com. Oh, and don't forget to include a link to your music.
CEO - Morty "The Duke" Underwood
Web Design - Don Drangle
VP - Now Hiring!
Digital Marketing - Now Hiring!
Street Team - Now Hiring!
If you are interested in applying for any of the above positions, please send your social security number to TheSouLessDuke@gmail.com to be considered.